Kaamwali

Kaamwali ne pagaar badhane ke liye kaha.

Lady: "Kyo badhaau?"

Kaamwali: "Bibiji, 3 reasons hai.
1st, mai aap se behtar kapde press karti hu."

Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"

Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.
2nd reason, mai aap se behtar khana banaati hu."

Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"

Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.

Aur
3rd reason ye ki SEX me aap se jyada maja deti hu."

Lady (gusse me chilla ke): "Kya ye bhi Saahab bole?"

Kaamwali: "Nahi bibiji, ye baat to aap ka driver bola"..=D =)).
Lady: kitni pagaar chahiye bolo.. ???